What is the cruelest, most evilistic creature on this earth? Is it the frightening white shark, or maybe the innocent looking, yet dangerous hippo? No my friend, the most horrific thing ever made from gods hands or evolution, depends what you believe in, is and will always be birds! They might seem perfectly harmless, stupid even, but no don’t be fooled. They are nothing but sneaky little devils, targeting in on their next victim. They can feel your fear, they get some sort of sick joy out of seeing you being miserable. Circling over your head while making those awful sounds they make, just waiting till you are left alone, with no one to protect you, they shoot.
They want me.. Dead or alive, I swear!
You think I’m exaggerating? Then you try walking around a whole day at work with bird poop in your hair!
Aww
You poor thing.. 
I could just see the gruesome (?) terror-bird.. haha xD
Had to laugh a little when I read it xD (you are an exellenct writer you know
But the ending was no good tho… :/
have you seen the film BIRDS?
i don’t think she should haha, her phobia is big enough without having seen it
i d minste kom du fra d me live i behold da;)
HAHA! Fugler er jævlige skapninger, ja
Forresten, ikke for å ødelegge overraskelsen, men du vant 
Poor thing! I don’t like birds either. But anyways, that picture is epic
And I love my Wall-E, I really do.. <3
Hell no, I ain’t seeing no movie called Birds!
them damn birds, ey. should be killed. every single one of ‘em.
Dakal!
Neste gang får du ta hevn på dem da veit du :p haha
Woooah, that sounds terrifying! :S I’m so sorry you got scared.
Answ.: Yeah, and I know it looks a bit messy, I plan to redo it somehow soon…
Thanks! I’m sure it’ll be both long, hard and… good. =)
… Oh my. If I choose to think of that last sentence in a gross way, whaah =S
Ohh, seems like you have a pretty good reason to not like birds!
SV: hva trener du da?
Did it honestly poop in your hair!? Oh dear. lol.
it honestly did!
Tusen takk!
Haha, må le litt av deg! Du skriver bra!
Jeg har heldigvis ikke noen fuglefobi, men synes det er greit at de holder seg langt unna likevel..
My friend Callum got pooped on by a bird when we were on holiday. It wasn’t in his hair, but it was on the shoulder of his Hollister polo shirt, which is nearly as distressing!